my own recipe
my own recipe
The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”
I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS
HES BREAD JIM
OMG IT’S BACK
According to the Internet, this is what Europeans think breakfast in America is like.
this is exactly what breakfast in america is like
um, excuse u but we dont put our breakfast on multiple plates like little wieners. if theres no room on our breakfast plate, we put our breakfast on top of other breakfast. usa usa
This is totally ridiculous.
The coffee is way too small, it’s short at least 1 egg, there’s no jam for the toast, & the gun doesn’t have the fork attachment.
This breakfast is unacceptable. The USA has spoken.
I see no sausage link train around the bacon mound, and that handgun? Are you kidding me? Americans don’t eat with handguns at the table, I am highly offended by your lack of faith in the American people. Breakfast is time for a morning AR-15, we only bring handguns for special, proper occasions.
And a breakfast without Obama-O’s? No taste.
I’m not going to even mention the lack of American Eagle standing at attention with the daily paper.
It’s also missing the gallon of butter and deep fried fat.
Come on now. At least make an attempt!
He literally lives his life as if Drake and Josh never ended.
What if Gordon Ramsay voiced a GPS
"Great job, you missed the exit you fucking disgrace."
I swear this is how the scene went
I LAUGHED FOREVER AND ITS SO TRUE
when a guy walks past you and you catch a whiff of their cologne
I don’t think I can not reblog this anymore.
Let’s play telephone.
Something to read whenever you feel bad about yourself
More progress shots. Trying to design a shirt full of ice with only six colors is rough. My brain hurts. :)
Using a Cintiq and Photoshop CC
- So you realise that Sherlock got us out here to see his mum and dad for a reason?
- His lovely mum and dad. A fine example of married life. I get that.
Ah, now I understand.
They finish each other’s sandwiches.